The Do’s and Don’ts to Rioting

Believe it or not rioting has a few basic rules: destroy everything & if someone falls pick them up (kind of like being in a mosh pit) but it is possible to have fun rioting without damaging property or hurting someone. Now these rules apply only on sporting events and finding out your not the father, so if your rioting in say Libya or London, you have a different reason for rioting that doesn't involve the Lakers winning another championship.

So here is a List of Do's and Don'ts of Rioting!

Do: Give everyone you see High Fives!
Don't: Give everyone High Fives at a Women's Shelter...

Do: Drive around the city while honking at other fans that are celebrating as well.
Don't: Drive around the city and get mad at cops because they're not celebrating.

Do: Go to your local bar and have a drink with everyone celebrating
Don't: Go to your local bar and drink everyones drinks while they're celebrating. You'll get the shit kicked out of you.

Do: Go to a shooting range or in the middle of the desert and shoot your guns in victory.
Don't: Go to a golf shooting range and shoot at balls in the name of victory.

Do: Call your friends that rooted for the losing team and make fun of them.
Don't: Tell them where you live.

Do: Celebrate with your in-laws.
Don't: Celebrate with your in laws by trying to fuck your wife's sister.

Do: Park your car as far as you can so that your car will be in a safe distance away from the riot.
Don't: forget to pay your car insurance, just in case.

Do: Wear your World Champion shirt after your team is victorious.
Don't: Wear your World Champion shirt after you make your girlfriend cum.

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