Aren't you excited?!?! THE NFL IS BACK! OH thats right, just not in Los Angeles... While talks are getting stronger regarding Farmers Field being built, we can see a team coming to Los Angeles in the year 2016 so don't hold your breath just yet. Raiders, Chargers, Bills, Rams, Jaguars and the Vikings are all rumored to be persuaded to come play in LA but will any of their team names stick? Besides the Raiders & Rams it would be kind of odd to say "Los Angeles" before any of those names. So here at FEAR LA have decided to come up with some solutions to better market the LA area with new team names.

LOS ANGELES JAGUARES
If the Jaguars decide to come down from Jacksonville then they have to properly blend in with the community. Not only will they have to change their name to the Jaguares but also have the actual rock en espanol band perform during halftime. If you plan on joining the 76,000 hispanics to watch football, drink and party then make sure to bring a condom because we don't use them. But if that name doesn't fly with you then we can always cater to the audience and change it into a different animal that happens to be a feline.
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