Listen folks, before you judge me let me just tell you; I am no rapper. I dont pretend to be, I dont call myself one but its the best way I can describe this to you. On the weekends, on my days off, I get drunk with my friends and we freestyle over beats. We actually have a couple of mixtapes out over on my personal website thefakemarkgonzales.com that you can download FOR FREE and I do all of this for fun. I understand that some do it as their passion and I respect and think thats awesome. I’m in no means proclaiming to know how to rap or freestyle. I’m a stand-up comedian before anything else, so thats my excuse why i can fuck around and get away with being stupid. So with that being said…

Last night I got drunk and recorded a freestyle over Meek Mill’s “Tupac Back” and decided to talk about Ron Artest aka Metta World Peace coming back from a 7 game suspension against the Denver Nuggets tonight. I thought it was cool enough to put up and hopefully it’ll pump everyone up for the arrival for our LA lovable crazy one. Hope you guys enjoy it and it’ll be available for download soon, here is “Ron Ron Back”
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What a difference. It was sad and emotionally draining to see Derek Fisher go after all these years, bringing us heart stopping memories and classic moments that we’ll cherish forever but holy shit did Ramon Sessions turn the Lakers into a squad that we haven’t seen since 2009, huh?! With this addition, the Lakers became fast, focused and so energized that they made beating the Timberwolves look too easy. As if Ricky Rubio wasn’t even playi.. oh he wasn’t? Ahh who cares really…

I’ve been saying it all season long, all we really needed was a skilled, young, point guard and thats it. I know I wasn’t the only one saying it (I think I was 1 out of 9,830,420 people in Los Angeles) but I did say we needed Dwight Howard but to hell with that guy. He actually moved up a bracket in the “Most Annoying Player in The NBA” after this whole trade fiasco went no where. But a point guard, yes! Thats all we needed and tonights game wasn’t a bad start. Its been a long time since we’ve seen someone drive through the lane like that, or even pass like that. It just felt so good on the eyes after all these games of wanting to jam broken bottles in them. I just feel that the missing piece is complete. Or maybe it could be that he’s just really just a normal point guard but since that position hasn’t been filled with someone that can hang with todays current players, he’s a “gift from the gods”?

It can be plenty of different opinions but nonetheless, it was great to watch and I look forward to watching more. When this season started I personally began to fear for this team. OKC was going to come out hungrier than ever and I wasn’t sure how Dallas would come out since they lost half of their squad from their championship year. But I have no fear because I see no danger. This team is ready for not only a run in the playoffs but title number 17…

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It’s a CONSPIRACY! The NBA doesn’t want the Los Angeles Lakers to be the best team in the NBA! It’s Blasphemy! How dare they!! – That’s what I’ve been hearing a lot lately. Do I agree with it or do I just not care? As Homer Simpson puts it “Well… a little from column A, a little from column B.” It’s no secret that the Lakers are one of the most decorated team in NBA history. (I think I’ve said that plenty of times on this website) 16 NBA world championships brings us to 2nd place in all time, right under the Boston Celtics. But since the Celtics haven’t been relevant in 20 years, that spot belongs to the Lakers. So why all the hate? Where’s the love ya say? During the lockout lots of owners were complaining on how they’re not making money because their team is in a small market city, which is the biggest bullshit excuse I have ever heard…
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