Listen folks, before you judge me let me just tell you; I am no rapper. I dont pretend to be, I dont call myself one but its the best way I can describe this to you. On the weekends, on my days off, I get drunk with my friends and we freestyle over beats. We actually have a couple of mixtapes out over on my personal website thefakemarkgonzales.com that you can download FOR FREE and I do all of this for fun. I understand that some do it as their passion and I respect and think thats awesome. I’m in no means proclaiming to know how to rap or freestyle. I’m a stand-up comedian before anything else, so thats my excuse why i can fuck around and get away with being stupid. So with that being said…
Last night I got drunk and recorded a freestyle over Meek Mill’s “Tupac Back” and decided to talk about Ron Artest aka Metta World Peace coming back from a 7 game suspension against the Denver Nuggets tonight. I thought it was cool enough to put up and hopefully it’ll pump everyone up for the arrival for our LA lovable crazy one. Hope you guys enjoy it and it’ll be available for download soon, here is “Ron Ron Back”
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Dustin Brown is hitting like a prize fighter but that’s nothing new for LA. The Kings have always had great lines, great defensemen and even great goons. This team never had a great goaltender. Let’s not forget that Los Angeles is currently a team that has scored more shorthanded goals against St. Louis than they have power play goals. Not only is that a statistical anomaly that you would typically find on a youth hockey team, it’s also a testament to how inconsistent this offense can be. Smart money says the 8th seed shouldn’t upset the number one seed, but the Kings did (suck it, Vancouver).

