FEAR LA EXCLUSIVE: “RON RON BACK” SINGLE AVAILABLE FOR STREAMING

Listen folks, before you judge me let me just tell you; I am no rapper. I dont pretend to be, I dont call myself one but its the best way I can describe this to you. On the weekends, on my days off, I get drunk with my friends and we freestyle over beats. We actually have a couple of mixtapes out over on my personal website thefakemarkgonzales.com that you can download FOR FREE and I do all of this for fun. I understand that some do it as their passion and I respect and think thats awesome. I’m in no means proclaiming to know how to rap or freestyle. I’m a stand-up comedian before anything else, so thats my excuse why i can fuck around and get away with being stupid. So with that being said…

Last night I got drunk and recorded a freestyle over Meek Mill’s “Tupac Back” and decided to talk about Ron Artest aka Metta World Peace coming back from a 7 game suspension against the Denver Nuggets tonight. I thought it was cool enough to put up and hopefully it’ll pump everyone up for the arrival for our LA lovable crazy one. Hope you guys enjoy it and it’ll be available for download soon, here is “Ron Ron Back”
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Why You Should Give A Shit About Hockey

FEAR LA is excited to announce that we will be expanding our content into the world of hockey and will be covering another beloved LA sports team, our Los Angeles Kings! Please welcome Evan Novorot to the FEAR LA family and enjoy reading his first post. Evan is a die hard Kings fan, as well as a Lakers fan, so expect the same in your face attitude that FEAR LA always brings you. And for no reason, here’s a picture of Eazy-E!

If you don’t know what the Vezina award is, then you’re not one of the 14 hockey fans in Los Angeles. It’s the award given out at the end of every season to the league’s top goaltender. No King has ever won the award due to the simple fact that no King goaltender has ever been able to not suck for an entire season. This has changed with Jonathan Quick. The dude’s good. He’s damn good, in fact. Whether you’re a stats guy who can’t get enough of his GAA (google it, I’m sick of explaining this shit) or a “feel” guy who jumps out of his seat every time he makes a diving save while doing splits that are usually reserved for gymnasts or seasoned porn stars, you can’t deny that he’s the reason the Kings have made it this far in the Stanley Cup playoffs.

Sure, Kopitar and Carter still shoot with the best of them and Dustin Brown is hitting like a prize fighter but that’s nothing new for LA. The Kings have always had great lines, great defensemen and even great goons. This team never had a great goaltender. Let’s not forget that Los Angeles is currently a team that has scored more shorthanded goals against St. Louis than they have power play goals. Not only is that a statistical anomaly that you would typically find on a youth hockey team, it’s also a testament to how inconsistent this offense can be. Smart money says the 8th seed shouldn’t upset the number one seed, but the Kings did (suck it, Vancouver).

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Hey yo! Razor Ramon Sessions Is What The Lakers Needed, Chico…

What a difference. It was sad and emotionally draining to see Derek Fisher go after all these years, bringing us heart stopping memories and classic moments that we’ll cherish forever but holy shit did Ramon Sessions turn the Lakers into a squad that we haven’t seen since 2009, huh?! With this addition, the Lakers became fast, focused and so energized that they made beating the Timberwolves look too easy. As if Ricky Rubio wasn’t even playi.. oh he wasn’t? Ahh who cares really…

I’ve been saying it all season long, all we really needed was a skilled, young, point guard and thats it. I know I wasn’t the only one saying it (I think I was 1 out of 9,830,420 people in Los Angeles) but I did say we needed Dwight Howard but to hell with that guy. He actually moved up a bracket in the “Most Annoying Player in The NBA” after this whole trade fiasco went no where. But a point guard, yes! Thats all we needed and tonights game wasn’t a bad start. Its been a long time since we’ve seen someone drive through the lane like that, or even pass like that. It just felt so good on the eyes after all these games of wanting to jam broken bottles in them. I just feel that the missing piece is complete. Or maybe it could be that he’s just really just a normal point guard but since that position hasn’t been filled with someone that can hang with todays current players, he’s a “gift from the gods”?

It can be plenty of different opinions but nonetheless, it was great to watch and I look forward to watching more. When this season started I personally began to fear for this team. OKC was going to come out hungrier than ever and I wasn’t sure how Dallas would come out since they lost half of their squad from their championship year. But I have no fear because I see no danger. This team is ready for not only a run in the playoffs but title number 17…

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The NBA, 9/11 and Other Conspiracy Theories (But Mostly The NBA)

It’s a CONSPIRACY! The NBA doesn’t want the Los Angeles Lakers to be the best team in the NBA! It’s Blasphemy! How dare they!! – That’s what I’ve been hearing a lot lately. Do I agree with it or do I just not care? As Homer Simpson puts it “Well… a little from column A, a little from column B.” It’s no secret that the Lakers are one of the most decorated team in NBA history. (I think I’ve said that plenty of times on this website) 16 NBA world championships brings us to 2nd place in all time, right under the Boston Celtics. But since the Celtics haven’t been relevant in 20 years, that spot belongs to the Lakers. So why all the hate? Where’s the love ya say? During the lockout lots of owners were complaining on how they’re not making money because their team is in a small market city, which is the biggest bullshit excuse I have ever heard…
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